A lot of Latinos are growing up to be Democrats and the Republicans want them gone.

The Democrats are shaking out. What’s wrong with Gore? Why can’t Bill run for VP?

The Bible is pro-gay in Indiana.

What a coincidence. When the Democrats get the media spotlight, the Republicans raise the fear quotient. Right after the Democratic debates somebody supposedly was going to blow up JFK airport.

Taking water through airport security isn’t as easy as taking a sip.

They want it anyway because they’re looking where the puck has been.

How about Sam Brownback? We can’t figure it out either.

Scooter makes a great fall guy. Wonder if he’ll use that name in prison?

“Who in the world is Duncan Hunter?” and more talk about the debates.

Will it be Fred Thompson/Newt? If it were Giuliani/Gingrich they’d have six wives between them. More than the Mormon Mitt Romney.

Visiting the Ft. Wayne mall in kevlar.

The Democrats say “gays in the military, yay.” The Republicans say “gays in the military, no way.”

Are women in the military suffering more than their male counterparts in Iraq?

Moral waivers? It’s how the military meets its recruiting goals. But no gays.

JetBlue is just the metaphor for a broken system, unless you’re on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

Telling hikers to pay their own way.

Cheney’s antics come out in the Scooter trial, but Britney’s antics are more entertaining and less damaging.

Money equals fantasy, just watch Wealth TV.

Is Hillary just an uppity girl?

Brits under the microscope.

Anna Nicole Smith gets her final 15 MB of fame, and slain soldiers in Iraq don’t.

If the ad, for which there were four different and equally homophobic endings on the Snickers web site, which was taken off line on Tuesday, wasn’t enough to start teeth grinding - men who employ violence against each other and on themselves when they think they might be gay - there was the player commentary.

On the website’s “Extras” section Bears and Colts players were so blatantly and unapologetically homophobic, you wonder under what cold rock these players, their agents, the ad agency, the network, and the client, have been living. Snickers claims in an email to those of us who complained that, “Feedback from our target consumers has been positive.” They never apologized. No one has.

As bad as it is, the ad is tame compared with the player commentary. You saw Mushin Muhammad, the Bears’ wide receiver’s unabashed expression of disgust at two men kissing. Then Desmond Clark, the Bears’ tight end, said in a homophobic voice, “Whoa, Whoa. Oh No,” as he watches the ad. Then cut to Mushin showing more disgust, and now back to Desmond asking “Did they actually have to kiss like that?” to which an off camera voice answers, “15 takes.”

Bears quarterback Rex Grossman liked the pulled chest hair ending best, but others liked the threesome gay “Love Boat” finale, with Desmond capping his review with “Oh no, not two men doing this.” Rex then lays on the praise saying, “It’s up there with some of the best commercials I’ve ever seen.”

Colts’ Linebacker Cato June says, “I thought they were gonna stop. At some point, you know. Two mens breaths (sic) catch each other. That’s not right. I thought the ‘Love Boat’ ending was the most entertaining for the simple fact that, what are you looking at? What is that twinkle in your eye? Why are you that close to another man?”

Marvin Harrison, Colts wide receiver, like the others, looked nervous and sounded stupid, and Snickers, despite pulling the ad and the web site, boasts in it’s email to complainers that, “USA ranked it #9 of its top ten pick.”

But this sad drama of player multi-millionaires living the dream minus compassion, sensitivity and the slightest connection with gay issues, gets worse when Wall Street Journal reporter Suzanne Vranica declares in an online story that the big ad fumble was Flomax, the prostate drug, because it mentions a “decrease in semen” as a side effect.

“Call me a prude,” she quotes Rob Feakins, president and chief creative officer of the New York office of ad agency Publicis USA, referring to the Flomax ad, “but there are kids watching the game.”

If statistics are correct one-in-ten of those kids is gay and saw a very different Super Bowl than the other kids likely saw. But it didn’t come from Flomax’s decreased semen. It came from Snickers’ mismanaged testosterone.